Tony Soprano
...like two peas in a pod...
Keep forcing your possessions on people...
...definitely don't want to get her started
...poppin' up some Orville Reddenbacker's...
No, no, I'm not cavin' in to you this time
I don't wanna to talk to you anymore
You're supposed to take care of your mother
I thought I told you I changed my name from Lojack...
Refresh my memory, who's he again?
I tell my kids, only God can make a life
This shit cannot go on like this
Did you warble my little wren?
...gotta stop with this black poison cloud...
...more like a hotel at Captain Teebs...
...doesn't make it any better
Too bad they don't have a telethon for fuckfaceitis...
...you can watch Grumpy Old Men
...including his hemorrhoid donut, the fuck alone...
No, serious is what happens if you don't pay...
So whaddya, whaddya sayin'
...and you give me a vibratin' chair?
(singing) Well the miller told his tale
(singing) ...whiter shade of pale
She's happy ma, she's singing'
You're outta your tree
How's it goin' today
...no ganja, ok
See what I can do
Here we go
How you feelin'?
Oh yeah
Done, it's done
I gotta go
Bullshit
Fiore

Carmela Soprano
Laugh, I thought I'd pee my pants
What happened
That's not what I meant
Oh my God

Livia Soprano
Go on, go, go into the ham...
I was wondering when you were gonna call
I'm not dead, unfortunately for some
She doesn't fool me for a second
I know how to talk to people
I have my ways
I know when I'm not wanted
He was a saint
Oh, poor you
I wish it was tomorrow
Oh fancy, fancy
Oh my God

Uncle Junior
...fuckin' funny boy too now, huh
bullshit

Dr. Melfi
...an almost mystical ability to wreak havoc
Any other loving experiences
Not to you

Christopher Moltisanti
Technology comes to the Bing
...like we're tryin' for a merit badge?
...I use the technique of positive visualization...
...being with the Tony Soprano crew...
I'm talkin' about the Year 2000...
You gonna be a jerkoff now?
Alright, alright, fuck it
No, I'm fuckin' serious
You wanna be scathed?
Scathed, scathed
Shut the fuck up...

Brendan Filone
...since Jackie became the chemosabe
...we're supposed to say, thanks for the hat

Pussy Bompensiero
...I've got fuckin' Johnny Cochran right here for you
Lemme tell you what's gonna happen here
I'm fuckin' Rockford over here
I'm talkin' about fuckin' sheep
You boys put a real crimp in my week
...wearin' the fuckin' plate number...
Oh, again with the rape of the culture
What the fuck are you talkin' about
Yeah, Isn't it amazin'
Fascinatin' gotta admit it
Well, what about them
Take it easy

Paulie Walnuts
Fuckin' expresso, capuccino. We invented this shit...
...It's a pride thing. All our food. Pizza, calzone...
I went over for a blowjob, your mother was...
...How did we miss out on this?
This, this is the worst, this expresso shit
They got any just coffee?
Fuckin' spittin' image
Your sister's ass
Madonn', whatever
Fanabla
Oohfa

Silvio Dante
Just when I thought I was out...

Jackie Aprile
...while the old man's the guest of the government
Fuck that shit

Mikey Palmice
We're coverin' our nut